Fugwell

Majandra Delfino was perfectly cute on Roswell. Then, she disappeared, and that evidently made her both surly and so desperate to be noticed that she stopped wearing trousers:

Will no one learn that leaving things to the imagination is way sexier than wearing what amounts to a glorified shirt (or hot pants, Beyonce)? I feel like these people need a style scrapbook: Look how pathetic J.Lo looked when she let her entire body hang out of that green slip she wore with the boob tape, and then look at how foxy Joan Allen looked the year she was nominated for the Oscar and a Golden Globe -- and even today. She outsexes a Majandra or a Beyonce because she wears classy stuff and she understands how to clothe herself to achieve understated glamour.

The worst thing about this is the way the dress hangs and wraps, making Majandra look thick around the middle, when I'm sure she's nothing of the sort. She's another slim starlet who's putting clothes on her body that diminish her looks. It's so confusing to me. You have a body that clothes almost always flatter, Majandra! Why would you pick something that's in the one percent of garments that will make you look bad?

Also, wipe off the lipstick -- you're no Courtney Love, and that's a good thing, so don't let your mouth wear you.